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Mason Wells from Brussels Blast: Head Shrinks After Miracle Recovery

Mason Wells with elders of the Mormon church. PHOTO: Desert News

Mason Wells is the alleged “Mormon missionary” who survived his third “terrorist attack” in Brussels. The incredulous story goes that Wells was in the Boston Marathon and Paris events as well. Wells was said to have third-degree burns from the Brussels attack; but irregardless, was quickly flown to Utah for his recovery.

Wells enjoyed a miraculous recovery from his severe burns, except for one thing: He has a shrunken pin head. Poor Mason Wells. He ends up in three terrorist attacks, then gets third-degree burns and now he’s a Zika virus victim to boot. The second photo shows Mason pre-shrinkage.

The big question I have: Does the Crime Syndicate make incredible operational errors, or do they do it deliberately for shits and giggles at the expense of the idiocracy? I actually lean toward the later.

Link to Deseret story and photo.

Image source: The Deseret News, owned by Church of Latter Day Saints, click to enlarge
Mason Wells pre-shrinkage
Photo of Wells’ alleged third degree burn.
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